Or how about this one
A Yuppie is driving his BMW when he loses it and crashes and not wearing
his seatbelt is thrown away from the BMW. The Paramedic comes up to him
and he's moaning.... Oh my BMW, My BMW. Forget your car the Paramedic
says, you lost your arm......Oh my rolex,my rolex moans the Yuppie.

Carlo Jr. wrote:
> An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.
> "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated
> .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
> "But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex
> watch instead."
> "You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have
> a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino.
> Somma day you goina coma home and maybe finda your wife in bed with another
> man. What you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, TIME'S UP?"
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