I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I
didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my
suggestion is to NOT click it.

+++++
Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we
extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match
competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive
lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable
rocket-lacuncher
for free.

http://www.darkprofits.com

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also
recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.

 

Approximately 8/28/03 09:20, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:

> I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I
> didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my
> suggestion is to NOT click it.
>
> +++++
> Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we
> extended our offerings,
> here is a list:
>
> 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
>

If you do go to the website, there is a link to the spam
disclaimer.

The site itself looks like the sort of thing a bunch of teenage
script kiddies would run.

The disclaimer:


***************
"Spam Disclaimer


Please note that we do not send Spam of any kind. The Spam you received
is from a disgruntled banned member of our forum. We thank our host for
seeing that the claims of content are ludicrous and this is what is
known as a "joe job".

We apologize for the Spammer's actions and if you are here looking for
what is contained in the Spam you will be disappointed. We do not have
any ---- for you perverts. We also do not have any nuclear weapons or
pounds of drugs for you junkies. We are also fresh out of gay slaves,
hookers and the like.

Please check the headers of your Spam and complain to the true senders
account.

 

Approximately 8/28/03 09:20, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:

> I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I
> didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my
> suggestion is to NOT click it.
>
> +++++
> Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we
> extended our offerings,
> here is a list:
>
> 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
>

If you do go to the website, there is a link to the spam
disclaimer.

The site itself looks like the sort of thing a bunch of teenage
script kiddies would run.

The disclaimer:


***************
"Spam Disclaimer


Please note that we do not send Spam of any kind. The Spam you received
is from a disgruntled banned member of our forum. We thank our host for
seeing that the claims of content are ludicrous and this is what is
known as a "joe job".

We apologize for the Spammer's actions and if you are here looking for
what is contained in the Spam you will be disappointed. We do not have
any ---- for you perverts. We also do not have any nuclear weapons or
pounds of drugs for you junkies. We are also fresh out of gay slaves,
hookers and the like.

Please check the headers of your Spam and complain to the true senders
account.

 

I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to
launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean,
what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise
missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares?

What does darkprofits peddle, by the way?



"Lon Stowell" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:rGqdnTM7eo1p3tOiXTWJjA@comcast.com...
> Approximately 8/28/03 09:20, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:
>
> > I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I
> > didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my
> > suggestion is to NOT click it.
> >
> > +++++
> > Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we
> > extended our offerings,
> > here is a list:
> >
> > 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
> >
>
> If you do go to the website, there is a link to the spam
> disclaimer.
>
> The site itself looks like the sort of thing a bunch of teenage
> script kiddies would run.
>
> The disclaimer:
>
>
> ***************
> "Spam Disclaimer
>
>
> Please note that we do not send Spam of any kind. The Spam you received
> is from a disgruntled banned member of our forum. We thank our host for
> seeing that the claims of content are ludicrous and this is what is
> known as a "joe job".
>
> We apologize for the Spammer's actions and if you are here looking for
> what is contained in the Spam you will be disappointed. We do not have
> any ---- for you perverts. We also do not have any nuclear weapons or
> pounds of drugs for you junkies. We are also fresh out of gay slaves,
> hookers and the like.
>
> Please check the headers of your Spam and complain to the true senders
> account.
>

 

I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to
launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean,
what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise
missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares?

What does darkprofits peddle, by the way?



"Lon Stowell" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:rGqdnTM7eo1p3tOiXTWJjA@comcast.com...
> Approximately 8/28/03 09:20, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:
>
> > I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I
> > didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my
> > suggestion is to NOT click it.
> >
> > +++++
> > Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we
> > extended our offerings,
> > here is a list:
> >
> > 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
> >
>
> If you do go to the website, there is a link to the spam
> disclaimer.
>
> The site itself looks like the sort of thing a bunch of teenage
> script kiddies would run.
>
> The disclaimer:
>
>
> ***************
> "Spam Disclaimer
>
>
> Please note that we do not send Spam of any kind. The Spam you received
> is from a disgruntled banned member of our forum. We thank our host for
> seeing that the claims of content are ludicrous and this is what is
> known as a "joe job".
>
> We apologize for the Spammer's actions and if you are here looking for
> what is contained in the Spam you will be disappointed. We do not have
> any ---- for you perverts. We also do not have any nuclear weapons or
> pounds of drugs for you junkies. We are also fresh out of gay slaves,
> hookers and the like.
>
> Please check the headers of your Spam and complain to the true senders
> account.
>

 

Smart.

Jeff Strickland wrote:
>
> I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to
> launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean,
> what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise
> missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares?
>
> What does darkprofits peddle, by the way?

 

Smart.

Jeff Strickland wrote:
>
> I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to
> launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean,
> what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise
> missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares?
>
> What does darkprofits peddle, by the way?

 

Approximately 8/28/03 11:48, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:

> I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to
> launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean,
> what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise
> missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares?
>
> What does darkprofits peddle, by the way?

As near as I can tell, not much more than a tricycle. But
I admit to a somewhat scornful attitude toward script kiddies
in general.

 

Approximately 8/28/03 11:48, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:

> I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to
> launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean,
> what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise
> missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares?
>
> What does darkprofits peddle, by the way?

As near as I can tell, not much more than a tricycle. But
I admit to a somewhat scornful attitude toward script kiddies
in general.

 

Jeff Strickland wrote:
>
> I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I
> didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my
> suggestion is to NOT click it.
>

> 4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
>
> 5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
> you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

It's abviously fake!

A) There are no discounts on Cocaine!

B) Gay-slaves would never "get straight" to work...

:) :) :)