An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.

"Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome
plated
..38 revolver so you will always remember me.""But grandpa I really don't
like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead." "You
lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have
a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino.
Somma day you goina coma home and maybe finda your wife in bed with
another man. What you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, TIME'S
UP?"