I'm gonna go Postal....!
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Re: I'm gonna go Postal....!
You've got it all backwards ...
1. Move wife's vehicles ...that's what the street is for.
2. Go buy large amounts of huge rock chunks and crushed limestone from
wrecked buildings to create new and bigger driveway that wife's car cannot
get over but your Jeep's can.
3. Buy comfortable cot and sleep in Jeep with tent rig hooked up to back.
4. Install small woodburning stove, TV, and bar fridge in garage with
port-a-potty outside. Tell wife she keeps house clean cuz she's the only one
living there. You keep garage clean.
5. Only go inside house for --- and clean clothes.
6. And so you both live happily-ever-after.
> My garage is full, the driveway's short and my
> couch isn't very comfortable to sleep on, if you get my drift.
1. Move wife's vehicles ...that's what the street is for.
2. Go buy large amounts of huge rock chunks and crushed limestone from
wrecked buildings to create new and bigger driveway that wife's car cannot
get over but your Jeep's can.
3. Buy comfortable cot and sleep in Jeep with tent rig hooked up to back.
4. Install small woodburning stove, TV, and bar fridge in garage with
port-a-potty outside. Tell wife she keeps house clean cuz she's the only one
living there. You keep garage clean.
5. Only go inside house for --- and clean clothes.
6. And so you both live happily-ever-after.
> My garage is full, the driveway's short and my
> couch isn't very comfortable to sleep on, if you get my drift.
#22
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Re: I'm gonna go Postal....!
I once wired my electric blanklet to my toaster so I would get popped outta bed in the morning.
But I swear I had nothing to do with the wiring in your jeep!
Capt. Purple
"Ervin Charles" <charleserv@charter.net> wrote in message news:gMaie.19913$sV7.9147@fe02.lga...
> Hey group,
> I recently acquired a 1981 DJ5L Postal Jeep (stop laughing!!) and the
> wiring under the dash looks like hell. The number of splices and wire taps
> under the dash is scary! Not surprisingly, I have electrical issues. Try
> this on... Key off, turn on the heater blower motor switch and the turn
> signal flasher starts clicking... the lights are not blinking but the
> flasher clicks away. I might also add that the blower will not start running
> till you turn the key on. I dunno....
> So what I'm looking for is not "What's wrong with my Jeep?" but does anyone
> have a schematic for a DJ series Jeep? I think mid to late 70's up to mid to
> late 80's should get me by. I really appreciate any help you guys could give
> me on this one.
> Thanks,
> Charles
>
>
But I swear I had nothing to do with the wiring in your jeep!
Capt. Purple
"Ervin Charles" <charleserv@charter.net> wrote in message news:gMaie.19913$sV7.9147@fe02.lga...
> Hey group,
> I recently acquired a 1981 DJ5L Postal Jeep (stop laughing!!) and the
> wiring under the dash looks like hell. The number of splices and wire taps
> under the dash is scary! Not surprisingly, I have electrical issues. Try
> this on... Key off, turn on the heater blower motor switch and the turn
> signal flasher starts clicking... the lights are not blinking but the
> flasher clicks away. I might also add that the blower will not start running
> till you turn the key on. I dunno....
> So what I'm looking for is not "What's wrong with my Jeep?" but does anyone
> have a schematic for a DJ series Jeep? I think mid to late 70's up to mid to
> late 80's should get me by. I really appreciate any help you guys could give
> me on this one.
> Thanks,
> Charles
>
>
#23
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Re: I'm gonna go Postal....!
I once wired my electric blanklet to my toaster so I would get popped outta bed in the morning.
But I swear I had nothing to do with the wiring in your jeep!
Capt. Purple
"Ervin Charles" <charleserv@charter.net> wrote in message news:gMaie.19913$sV7.9147@fe02.lga...
> Hey group,
> I recently acquired a 1981 DJ5L Postal Jeep (stop laughing!!) and the
> wiring under the dash looks like hell. The number of splices and wire taps
> under the dash is scary! Not surprisingly, I have electrical issues. Try
> this on... Key off, turn on the heater blower motor switch and the turn
> signal flasher starts clicking... the lights are not blinking but the
> flasher clicks away. I might also add that the blower will not start running
> till you turn the key on. I dunno....
> So what I'm looking for is not "What's wrong with my Jeep?" but does anyone
> have a schematic for a DJ series Jeep? I think mid to late 70's up to mid to
> late 80's should get me by. I really appreciate any help you guys could give
> me on this one.
> Thanks,
> Charles
>
>
But I swear I had nothing to do with the wiring in your jeep!
Capt. Purple
"Ervin Charles" <charleserv@charter.net> wrote in message news:gMaie.19913$sV7.9147@fe02.lga...
> Hey group,
> I recently acquired a 1981 DJ5L Postal Jeep (stop laughing!!) and the
> wiring under the dash looks like hell. The number of splices and wire taps
> under the dash is scary! Not surprisingly, I have electrical issues. Try
> this on... Key off, turn on the heater blower motor switch and the turn
> signal flasher starts clicking... the lights are not blinking but the
> flasher clicks away. I might also add that the blower will not start running
> till you turn the key on. I dunno....
> So what I'm looking for is not "What's wrong with my Jeep?" but does anyone
> have a schematic for a DJ series Jeep? I think mid to late 70's up to mid to
> late 80's should get me by. I really appreciate any help you guys could give
> me on this one.
> Thanks,
> Charles
>
>
#24
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Re: I'm gonna go Postal....!
I once wired my electric blanklet to my toaster so I would get popped outta bed in the morning.
But I swear I had nothing to do with the wiring in your jeep!
Capt. Purple
"Ervin Charles" <charleserv@charter.net> wrote in message news:gMaie.19913$sV7.9147@fe02.lga...
> Hey group,
> I recently acquired a 1981 DJ5L Postal Jeep (stop laughing!!) and the
> wiring under the dash looks like hell. The number of splices and wire taps
> under the dash is scary! Not surprisingly, I have electrical issues. Try
> this on... Key off, turn on the heater blower motor switch and the turn
> signal flasher starts clicking... the lights are not blinking but the
> flasher clicks away. I might also add that the blower will not start running
> till you turn the key on. I dunno....
> So what I'm looking for is not "What's wrong with my Jeep?" but does anyone
> have a schematic for a DJ series Jeep? I think mid to late 70's up to mid to
> late 80's should get me by. I really appreciate any help you guys could give
> me on this one.
> Thanks,
> Charles
>
>
But I swear I had nothing to do with the wiring in your jeep!
Capt. Purple
"Ervin Charles" <charleserv@charter.net> wrote in message news:gMaie.19913$sV7.9147@fe02.lga...
> Hey group,
> I recently acquired a 1981 DJ5L Postal Jeep (stop laughing!!) and the
> wiring under the dash looks like hell. The number of splices and wire taps
> under the dash is scary! Not surprisingly, I have electrical issues. Try
> this on... Key off, turn on the heater blower motor switch and the turn
> signal flasher starts clicking... the lights are not blinking but the
> flasher clicks away. I might also add that the blower will not start running
> till you turn the key on. I dunno....
> So what I'm looking for is not "What's wrong with my Jeep?" but does anyone
> have a schematic for a DJ series Jeep? I think mid to late 70's up to mid to
> late 80's should get me by. I really appreciate any help you guys could give
> me on this one.
> Thanks,
> Charles
>
>
#25
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Re: I'm gonna go Postal....!
I once wired my electric blanklet to my toaster so I would get popped outta bed in the morning.
But I swear I had nothing to do with the wiring in your jeep!
Capt. Purple
"Ervin Charles" <charleserv@charter.net> wrote in message news:gMaie.19913$sV7.9147@fe02.lga...
> Hey group,
> I recently acquired a 1981 DJ5L Postal Jeep (stop laughing!!) and the
> wiring under the dash looks like hell. The number of splices and wire taps
> under the dash is scary! Not surprisingly, I have electrical issues. Try
> this on... Key off, turn on the heater blower motor switch and the turn
> signal flasher starts clicking... the lights are not blinking but the
> flasher clicks away. I might also add that the blower will not start running
> till you turn the key on. I dunno....
> So what I'm looking for is not "What's wrong with my Jeep?" but does anyone
> have a schematic for a DJ series Jeep? I think mid to late 70's up to mid to
> late 80's should get me by. I really appreciate any help you guys could give
> me on this one.
> Thanks,
> Charles
>
>
But I swear I had nothing to do with the wiring in your jeep!
Capt. Purple
"Ervin Charles" <charleserv@charter.net> wrote in message news:gMaie.19913$sV7.9147@fe02.lga...
> Hey group,
> I recently acquired a 1981 DJ5L Postal Jeep (stop laughing!!) and the
> wiring under the dash looks like hell. The number of splices and wire taps
> under the dash is scary! Not surprisingly, I have electrical issues. Try
> this on... Key off, turn on the heater blower motor switch and the turn
> signal flasher starts clicking... the lights are not blinking but the
> flasher clicks away. I might also add that the blower will not start running
> till you turn the key on. I dunno....
> So what I'm looking for is not "What's wrong with my Jeep?" but does anyone
> have a schematic for a DJ series Jeep? I think mid to late 70's up to mid to
> late 80's should get me by. I really appreciate any help you guys could give
> me on this one.
> Thanks,
> Charles
>
>
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