Re: Grrr.... I'm an idiot!
 

I guess then, the folks in Chernobyl bought a winning ticket.

Simon Juncal wrote:
> Compared to just about anything else in life, they are. I'd put the odds
> of dying from a Nuclear plant accident right up there with winning two
> mega million lottery's on the same day from the same store.


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03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: probably from g. p. (abbreviation of general purpose)
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
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Re: Grrr.... I'm an idiot!
 

We were talking about breaking a window with the spark plug insulators. He
was joking when he said it was "so you don't wake up the ducks".... because
I was out duck hunting when it happened.

"L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11"@ComcastDot.Net> wrote in message
news:rCiRb.160211$na.270059@attbi_s04...
> ? Ok, I'll bite. What on earth for? To catch the ducks?
>
> Not that I would personally do this, but the folkloric
> method for ducks and geese was always claimed to be small
> treble style fishing hooks inside corn kernels.
>
> Or a BB gun, which every now and then does tempt me when
> the three wild ducks that have adopted us come by just
> before dawn and start their "come feed us dammit" quacking,
> followed by their "NOW! DAMMIT!" quacking a few minutes
> later.
>
>
> Roughly 1/26/04 15:15, Kevin Sperle's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > I heard something along those lines once (a long time ago).... thought
it
> > was urban legend.
> >
> > "L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
> > news:40159D83.4B6D87EC@cox.net...
> >> Thieves throw a small hand full of broken spark plug insulators.
> >> Very little noise so as to not wake up the ducks.
>
>
>

Re: Grrr.... I'm an idiot!
 

We were talking about breaking a window with the spark plug insulators. He
was joking when he said it was "so you don't wake up the ducks".... because
I was out duck hunting when it happened.

"L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11"@ComcastDot.Net> wrote in message
news:rCiRb.160211$na.270059@attbi_s04...
> ? Ok, I'll bite. What on earth for? To catch the ducks?
>
> Not that I would personally do this, but the folkloric
> method for ducks and geese was always claimed to be small
> treble style fishing hooks inside corn kernels.
>
> Or a BB gun, which every now and then does tempt me when
> the three wild ducks that have adopted us come by just
> before dawn and start their "come feed us dammit" quacking,
> followed by their "NOW! DAMMIT!" quacking a few minutes
> later.
>
>
> Roughly 1/26/04 15:15, Kevin Sperle's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > I heard something along those lines once (a long time ago).... thought
it
> > was urban legend.
> >
> > "L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
> > news:40159D83.4B6D87EC@cox.net...
> >> Thieves throw a small hand full of broken spark plug insulators.
> >> Very little noise so as to not wake up the ducks.
>
>
>

Re: Grrr.... I'm an idiot!
 

We were talking about breaking a window with the spark plug insulators. He
was joking when he said it was "so you don't wake up the ducks".... because
I was out duck hunting when it happened.

"L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11"@ComcastDot.Net> wrote in message
news:rCiRb.160211$na.270059@attbi_s04...
> ? Ok, I'll bite. What on earth for? To catch the ducks?
>
> Not that I would personally do this, but the folkloric
> method for ducks and geese was always claimed to be small
> treble style fishing hooks inside corn kernels.
>
> Or a BB gun, which every now and then does tempt me when
> the three wild ducks that have adopted us come by just
> before dawn and start their "come feed us dammit" quacking,
> followed by their "NOW! DAMMIT!" quacking a few minutes
> later.
>
>
> Roughly 1/26/04 15:15, Kevin Sperle's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > I heard something along those lines once (a long time ago).... thought
it
> > was urban legend.
> >
> > "L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
> > news:40159D83.4B6D87EC@cox.net...
> >> Thieves throw a small hand full of broken spark plug insulators.
> >> Very little noise so as to not wake up the ducks.
>
>
>

Re: Grrr.... I'm an idiot!
 

My REAL jeep has a bikini top. The 2 hour drive in the CJ-7 in 10 degree
weather kind of precluding me from taking it. No to mention I have to fix
my leaky P/S AGAIN!

"Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
news:BPlRb.161457$na.274405@attbi_s04...
> Real Jeeps have soft tops.
>
> SORRY!!! I couldn't resist!!! Really, really, sorry.
> n.
>
> "Kevin Sperle" <ksperle@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:rPaRb.17$O71.27614@news.uswest.net...
> > Went duck hunting out in the middle of nowhere this weekend and managed
to
> > lock my keys in my Cherokee. Why I was locking my Cherokee.... I have
no
> > idea..... force of habit I guess. Having never really been a believer
in
> > using a hide-a-key, I got to bash the back window out with a rock. I
will
> > say those windows are suprisingly tough. My rear windows are split and
I
> > broke the smaller one out. Took quite a few whacks to smash it in.
> >
> > Can't wait to see what this is gonna cost me today!
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Grrr.... I'm an idiot!
 

My REAL jeep has a bikini top. The 2 hour drive in the CJ-7 in 10 degree
weather kind of precluding me from taking it. No to mention I have to fix
my leaky P/S AGAIN!

"Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
news:BPlRb.161457$na.274405@attbi_s04...
> Real Jeeps have soft tops.
>
> SORRY!!! I couldn't resist!!! Really, really, sorry.
> n.
>
> "Kevin Sperle" <ksperle@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:rPaRb.17$O71.27614@news.uswest.net...
> > Went duck hunting out in the middle of nowhere this weekend and managed
to
> > lock my keys in my Cherokee. Why I was locking my Cherokee.... I have
no
> > idea..... force of habit I guess. Having never really been a believer
in
> > using a hide-a-key, I got to bash the back window out with a rock. I
will
> > say those windows are suprisingly tough. My rear windows are split and
I
> > broke the smaller one out. Took quite a few whacks to smash it in.
> >
> > Can't wait to see what this is gonna cost me today!
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Grrr.... I'm an idiot!
 

My REAL jeep has a bikini top. The 2 hour drive in the CJ-7 in 10 degree
weather kind of precluding me from taking it. No to mention I have to fix
my leaky P/S AGAIN!

"Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
news:BPlRb.161457$na.274405@attbi_s04...
> Real Jeeps have soft tops.
>
> SORRY!!! I couldn't resist!!! Really, really, sorry.
> n.
>
> "Kevin Sperle" <ksperle@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:rPaRb.17$O71.27614@news.uswest.net...
> > Went duck hunting out in the middle of nowhere this weekend and managed
to
> > lock my keys in my Cherokee. Why I was locking my Cherokee.... I have
no
> > idea..... force of habit I guess. Having never really been a believer
in
> > using a hide-a-key, I got to bash the back window out with a rock. I
will
> > say those windows are suprisingly tough. My rear windows are split and
I
> > broke the smaller one out. Took quite a few whacks to smash it in.
> >
> > Can't wait to see what this is gonna cost me today!
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Grrr.... I'm an idiot!
 

At least the ducks maybe are eating all the 2 headed fish...

Mike

mabar wrote:
>
> But Mike, the government and electric power companies tell us that nuclear
> power plants are very safe.
>
> (rolls eyes)
>
> Tom
>
> "Mike Romain" <romainm@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> news:401586F1.C0DB2A28@sympatico.ca...
> > There are some hanging around the nuclear power plants in the output hot
> > water pools.....
> >
> > Hmm... maybe nuts....
> >
> > Wouldn't want to eat them though.
> >
> > Had duck 2 days ago, a farmed one.
> >
> > Mike
> > 86/00 CJ7 Laredo, 33x9.5 BFG Muds, 'glass nose to tail in '00
> > 88 Cherokee 235 BFG AT's
> snip

Re: Grrr.... I'm an idiot!
 

At least the ducks maybe are eating all the 2 headed fish...

Mike

mabar wrote:
>
> But Mike, the government and electric power companies tell us that nuclear
> power plants are very safe.
>
> (rolls eyes)
>
> Tom
>
> "Mike Romain" <romainm@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> news:401586F1.C0DB2A28@sympatico.ca...
> > There are some hanging around the nuclear power plants in the output hot
> > water pools.....
> >
> > Hmm... maybe nuts....
> >
> > Wouldn't want to eat them though.
> >
> > Had duck 2 days ago, a farmed one.
> >
> > Mike
> > 86/00 CJ7 Laredo, 33x9.5 BFG Muds, 'glass nose to tail in '00
> > 88 Cherokee 235 BFG AT's
> snip

Re: Grrr.... I'm an idiot!
 

At least the ducks maybe are eating all the 2 headed fish...

Mike

mabar wrote:
>
> But Mike, the government and electric power companies tell us that nuclear
> power plants are very safe.
>
> (rolls eyes)
>
> Tom
>
> "Mike Romain" <romainm@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> news:401586F1.C0DB2A28@sympatico.ca...
> > There are some hanging around the nuclear power plants in the output hot
> > water pools.....
> >
> > Hmm... maybe nuts....
> >
> > Wouldn't want to eat them though.
> >
> > Had duck 2 days ago, a farmed one.
> >
> > Mike
> > 86/00 CJ7 Laredo, 33x9.5 BFG Muds, 'glass nose to tail in '00
> > 88 Cherokee 235 BFG AT's
> snip